Gay Cabinet Positions

Now that a genuine liberal is taking over the Presidency, it's time that queers get something from the deal. I'm not talking marraige rights or fair employment. Please. They are so ten minutes ago.
Gay people have made a good share of contributions in this backwater hole, and we deserve some reward. It’s common knowledge, for example, that queers invented logic, the marbel nude, and brunch. So it’s high time they got credit, and maybe some perks on the side. That doesn’t mean recovering the Table of Elements in silk brocade, or giving the entire government over to lesbian rule. But please. Throw us a bone, preferably with a man attached.
For starters, Elton should be made court composer. Rue Paul or k.d. would be First Lady in perpetuity. At the very least, gay people deserve seats on the President’s cabinet. The following positions are only a start. It will be easy to add seats as issues arise.

The Queer Cabinet (Cherry or Mahogany Only)

Secretary of the Interior Design
Minister of Brunch
Secretary of (Rough) Trade
Special Assistant for the Rethinking of a Blazer with Jeans and Sneakers
Minister of Credit (Where Credit is Due)
Secretary of Commerce (Mall Division)